CALDICOT TOWN AFC

If your in charge this weekend Rob, Make sure you leave the best possible centre midfield pairing out but play yourself and somone as equally poor...................................Beresford it is then.

Just a quick not to say I'm having a lovely time in Germany and that I hope all my star performers are ready for the big game on Sunday?
As I am not going to be there I am leaving Rob Keats in charge. Rob can you make the managers meeting tonight at 7pm in the club?

Off to get my Frankfurter Sucked. Good luck

You're only human..

I want Keatsy's plum's on my chin.........................................

Some time on the pitch and a shower with the ladies, score!

Vot iz diz Bullshat i am hearing stop if you plz with the whining and Vinging from you so called Hard Welshk men. You get picked on ze size of your Cahooners vich is vi Keatsy is selectad for ze ladeeze zis veek

Keatesy says...
I still go on and play there when I'm asked though don't I!
And I don't mind playing at right back, and I played there a couple of times over the past 2 years. Plus that's the position I started of at in Under 5's. And I played the majority of my games at right mid last season (10), but I've only been asked to play there once this season, and tbh I don't mind it all that much, it was just that one game away at Chepstow Town last season that I didn't fancy playing there but still stuck at it.
Not once have I complained about playing as a striker.
And I have never been asked to play in the centre of midfield..
As to question of where can I play, I will play wherever I'm told to, as after all, all I want is to play, I don't care in which position, however whether I can play there or not is for the rest of you to continue to criticise..

Well said Rob..............Don't worry too much about your fitness mate, They've been throwing that one at me for year's, Next it'll be that you don't train,that you've got to play for your place or that competition is what it's all about and you've got to take your chances when it comes along. Next it'll be cos your names Rob...........unfortunately players with the name Rob wont be selected this weekend.

I heard Pigsy had a mare and if he has another game like that he will be promoted to the Reserves!!

I notice there wasnt a mention for the 4th team elite back four in the match report. OUTRAGEOUS

Well said Keatesy, prove the doubters wrong. It's a shame you're not built in my mould, it guaruantees you hours of mundain football. I'd love to be able to play in a number of positions, but unfortunately my stature kind of limits me to......................

"Loz, you're centre half"...

Deep down I think I'm a left winger stuck in a fat mans body!

I still go on and play there when I'm asked though don't I!
And I don't mind playing at right back, and I played there a couple of times over the past 2 years. Plus that's the position I started of at in Under 5's. And I played the majority of my games at right mid last season (10), but I've only been asked to play there once this season, and tbh I don't mind it all that much, it was just that one game away at Chepstow Town last season that I didn't fancy playing there but still stuck at it.
Not once have I complained about playing as a striker.
And I have never been asked to play in the centre of midfield..
As to question of where can I play, I will play wherever I'm told to, as after all, all I want is to play, I don't care in which position, however whether I can play there or not is for the rest of you to continue to criticise..

Improve your game & get fit Keatesy, then you might not get dropped!!! I'm sick of hearing it..

"Rob go in goals" - "I'm not a keeper"
"Rob you're right back" - "I'm not a right back"
"Rob go right mid" - "I'm not a winger"
"Rob go centre mid" - "I can't play there"
"Rob go up top" - "I'm not a striker"

Where the F**K can you play???

Aye, most probably will be told that AGAIN. Nothing would surprise me anymore!

Keatsy's got the nod in front of Dave "slippery Fingers" Hayward. I know Wayward's had a few shocker's but Keatsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He'll no doubt be told he isn't required once he's got his kit on and he's warming up.