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Hi all, just a quick message to wish you all the very best for the new season. Hope to see you all again soon.
Keatesy

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Town could be without several favourites for the start of the 10/11 season after IPL scouts selected the entire Caldicot Town super 6 to participate in the remaining fixtures. Chip, Bones, Willo, Heps, Clivo & Manager Jason Pritchard will look to fly out to Dubai in the coming days to discuss terms.
Dave Hayward looks set to make a dramatic u-turn and sign for Caldicot Castle. Hayward was quoted in a local paper as saying, "I'm not playing with that shower of shite every week. We played 90 minutes on Saturday without taking a single shot on target". Sparky will move quickly to ensure the big man pens a lucrative deal with the Gwent County favourites.
After weeks of speculation surrounding their future, the "Dads Army" of the 3rd team have finally signed on for another season. Ray, Tony, Porter & Farmer have all signed their East Gwent forms in a bid to be Britains oldest back four.

Just thought I'd let you know that I captured the signature of Dave Jenks last night..............All it cost me was ten Sanny Migs and half an hour with Poppy...........He turned me down on Poppy.
Chip next then my master plan is complete......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I would like to congratulate Caldicot Town AFC on winning the 6-a-side Cricket tourniment held at sudbrook CC. Led by captain Ben Miles, the team was in inspirational form beating every opponent resoundingly making it 3 years in a row for the footballing giants.
The weather was mixed but with a capacity crowd in high spirits and the beers flowing the action got underway. With Jason thorn away on contract talks with Goytre, and Johnny Reed dead to the world, Caldicot Town AFC had to rely on a few notable inclusions to the squad which could have easily cost the chance of brining the trophy home for yet another year. After a few desperate calls it was left down to a Simon 'San Miguel' Crook and Ben 'Player of the day' Miles to fill in the void.
The day was a complete success with Caldicot Town AFC winning all 3 matches to claim the top spot for the 3rd year in a row. Individual awards were also recieved for Ben Miles who was 'Player of the day', and Mark Williams for 'Man of the final'. Congratulations to the whole team and the individuals who picked up awards. Yet another success for Caldicot Town AFC.

I had a Keatsy moment at one point and turned to Frank and said "I haven't got the legs for a left back"
I'm dooooomed.

I had to ask him a couple of times to go easy on me as my missus and new born child are watching!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone got the mobile number of Sea Mills Park FC's right winger? I think he might be on the sex offenders register after pulling my pants down so many times on Saturday.

Will people stop using my bloody name on here.....................